What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 01.07.2025 20:26

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Next, they tried...

share office space ...

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Loons and Moons

No way

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

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So, the docs changed it to read

Another attempt resulted in ...

Unacceptable again!

How much of lounge pianists playing is from repertoire, and how much is improvised?

Hysterias & Posteriors

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Nuts and Butts

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Catatonics & High Colonics

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Why do females hate MGTOW so much?

Still no good

Then came..

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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good.

No go.

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They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Why does my penis look like a mushroom when it gets big?

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Everyone loved it.

So they tried

I see lots of pictures of women who have huge clits are they real or what?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No, not a chance

Just Forget it!

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)